What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

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Then came..

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.